Getting Plowed by a Cow...Almost

If you read the title of this post, you should be feeling very very lucky that you are able to read this!

I was thoroughly enjoying my lunch at home today when I hear knocking on the deck door.  I turn to look, and it's Logan telling me to hurry up and open the door.  He tells me that he has a weird cow that got out and went out in the corn stalks, down by the crick, and had her calf (which is like a ¼ mile away).  So I get dressed, jump on a 4-wheeler and head out.  

I get out to the field and Logan already has the calf loaded up on his lap of the 4-wheeler (haha!) and I am supposed to walk the mom up to the farm.  Well I tried, but she kept turning around and walking the other direction.  Logan told me he would take the calf up to the farm and then come back to help me with the mom.

As Logan was doing this, I just sat in the field and watched this mom.  She would start to run after Logan, who had her calf, and then she would turn around and run back to where she was....weird. 

Logan came back out and we ran her up to the farm.  We cornered her in a small triangle area with a windbreak on one side, chained gates on one side, and the 4-wheelers on the bottom side.  Logan told me to get off my 4-wheeler and open the chained gate.  I remind you that the cow was circling around in this small triangle area.  I asked Logan if she was going to charge me...he said no, she's nice, just weird.  I said ok, got off my 4-wheeler and went to open the gate.  I tried to get the gate unchained, but couldn't.  I looked up and all I saw was a huge black mean faced cow coming at me.  All I could do was stand there and scream!! The gate would not open.  After I finally got the gate open, the cow had found a way to get out of the triangle area, and I looked up and I see Logan with this huge smile on his face, and maybe a little laugh.  He thought it was funny that I almost died!! 

After this happened, all I could do was laugh at myself because my first instinct was not to jump the fence, or run away, but just stand there and scream! So I guess you could say my farm girl experiences are getting a little more dangerous! Which is probably good for all of you readers! It keeps you in suspense of what will happen next! :)  Unfortunately for  all of you, I hope I don't have any more near-death experiences!

Farm Girl Tip #129: Always know that every time you go out to do something with cattle, you may get plowed down and stepped on.  Never be the one to unchain a gate in a small triangle area either!! You may die!!

Emergency Baby

You will never guess where we had to go on Sunday afternoon...

 Thats right...had to take a cow--which I later found out was a heifer--to the vet for an emergency c-section.  This was one of the longest C-sections I have ever partaken in because A. the calf was huge, and B. the mom ate way to much earlier in the day, so it was hard for the doctor to maneuver around her huge stomach.

After 2 hours, and me almost passing out, we had a large baby bull calf!  

Farm Girl Tip #128: If you think it would be fun to ride along and go to the vet, rethink your decision.  You may want to just stay home so you don't pass out.

Haulin' Pairs

Well it was team wife and hubby today as Logan and I hauled pairs up to the other farm.  This involved getting the moms into a pen, walking and pushing the calves up to the trailer, loading the calves, and loading their moms.

I may have gotten in trouble for taking a few pictures, but I told Logan not to worry about it.  (He appreciates the pictures later on...just not in the moment!)

I mean how cute is this picture of Logan and the babies! He sure is good with these little tykes!

And then theres this little guy who just steals your heart! 

Farm Girl Tip #126: Take pictures as often as you can...even if you get in trouble.  Everyone will appreciate them later! 

Farm Girl Tip #127: Be a good farm wife and help your husband haul pairs up to the farm. It is good bonding time! And probably your date for the day! :)

It's A Boy!

It is the day I have been waiting for since I got my heifer in November and put a pink ear tag on her! The day that she would have her calf!  Well that day came this morning as I was sitting on the couch and Logan came out and asked if I had checked the cameras.  He said that there is a surprise on the cameras!  So I looked, and sure enough, #1 was calving.

I watched her very closely to make sure that nothing would go wrong! 

After watching for about 10 minutes...we had a NEW BABY!

Here they are! He is a red baldie bull calf! I am in LOVE!

Farm Girl Tip #125: When you get a cow of your own, the day they have their calf is the best day ever! Especially if it is a baldie! :)

Game Night = Date Night

If you read the title, you got it! Logan and I had our date night for our first month of marriage tonight!! Game night was underway at the Clemensen household by playing Farkle!

Logan won one game and I won one game, so tomorrow night....the tie breaker!! 

Check back to see who wins tomorrow night to take the crown of FARKLE! 

Farm Girl Tip #124: Husband vs. Wife on game night.  Who will be crowned champion? (I, of course am going to be biased, and say myself!)

1 Month of Marriage

As a wedding present, my parents...Ok, maybe more my mom... decided to give us a "Date for a year" gift.  There was a laundry basket filled with 12 presents, one for each month.  Each month, on the 3rd day, Logan and I are to open the bag, see what is inside, and complete the "date" by the next month.

**Each month, I will post what our new date is!**

Beings that today is February 3rd, Logan and I have been married for 1 month! So we get to open a present! :)

Here is our date for the month...

GAME NIGHT!

Logan and I will play board games, card games, or dice games at some point this month.  When we do this, a picture will be taken so everyone knows we completed the date! Check back to make sure we actually participated in our date! :)

Farm Girl Tip #123: Married date night #1 = Game night! ...This could be good or bad for our marriage...depends on how well one of us does with losing... ;)  

Haulin' Calves

Yesterday was the big day.  The day the calves get shipped to the sale barn to be sold.  Logan and the guys hauled the calves to the barn on Sunday, and they were sold on Monday.  I, of course, had to go along for one ride!  Here's a few pictures of the day.

Farm Girl Tip #122: It is always sad to see the calves go, but we are now in the process of having new calves around the farm! The cycle never ends!

In Style for Calving

Some of you may know this story, but the night before our wedding day at the rehearsal dinner, Logan's dad, Roger, got up to give little speech.  In his speech, he noted how happy they were to be gaining a girl like me in their family.  The key points of his speech, however, revolved around cattle!  Ever since I started dating Logan, I have always found an interest in the cattle side of the farm.  Roger picked up on this, and on the night of rehearsal dinner, he asked me what my job is when calving comes around.  The answer: Holding the tail!!  Since this is my job, and everyone knows that my favorite color is pink, Roger got me a pair of PINK gloves for holding the tail!!

Well these gloves sure came in handy a few days ago when we got dairy calf to take the place of a calf that had died.  I went out to give the cute baby a bottle, and of course wore my tail holding gloves! Before we gave the calf a bottle, we tried to get it to suck from the mom.  Guess what job I got during this process?!! 

If you guessed holding the tail, you were right!! This post/picture is for you Roger!

Farm Girl Tip #121: If you marry a cattle man, make sure you get tail holding gloves! You will need them during calving!